My room smells like vodka and shame
I puked a lego.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
