quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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