...so i touched it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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