i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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