before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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