How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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