Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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