Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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