I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My day in three words: secret purse cake
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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