What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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