I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
