Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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