This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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