I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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