Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
