I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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