is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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