Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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