Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
