are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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