like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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