why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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