Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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