I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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