You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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