can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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