Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
