Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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