Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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