I'm really into asian looking animals
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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