i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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