I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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