So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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