thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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