So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
