Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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