So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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