I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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