i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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