you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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