we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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