I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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