we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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