Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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