i barfeds in our rink
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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