bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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