just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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