I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
True college students do jello shots in the library
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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