so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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