Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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