Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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