can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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