lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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