Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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